The Brother Bugs

It was on this day Marjorie got a new baby brother.  His name was Bugs. She was excited . Her Mumsy and Master Splat (father) was pleased and happy. Marjorie couldn’t wait to share her baby brother with her 3^rd grade class, but her teacher insisted that he must be bigger when he’s put in front of class for Show and Tell Day.

Bugs was a cute little feller, he had a big mouth and looked like a little old man, because he was wrinkled, small and bald.

Marjorie never got to bring her baby brother in for Show & Tell day at school, but didn’t mind.

As the years went on, Bugs got big, grew out of the old man look.. and eventually became a teenager.

Bugs was a handsome young man now, and was into girls, texting, computer games, and playing the guitar. He was very good at the guitar and could play a lot of things.

Bugs, was talented, but one thing people generally miss when meeting him is that he can be mean.

He make look innocent and nice, but he's got a little devil that always sits on his shoulder. He torments his older sister Marjorie all the time.. and on occasions has been so mean he's made her cry and feel terrible.

Marjorie admits to have been mean to him to, at times, but she didn't think she ever made him feel so terrible he just wanted to pack his things and leave for good, to never come back. Marjorie wanted nothing more than to get along with her brother, and be accepted, but she knew he was at that age where teenagers hate everyone and she also knew that he only did this to get under her skin because it'd cause a reaction. She really did love Bugs and wish he'd grow up already and be nice to her and everyone around. Marjorie was at the end of her ropes with him, she couldn't take it anymore, she had been pushed way too far, she wanted to snap and rip his head off... but how... she didn't quite know how to find her inner voice to stand up to him for once and for all. Marjorie started to think he was nothing, but a big bully. She hated bullies and thought once she graduated from school she'd never have to face them again... but she was wrong, her brother was now

her bully in her eyes... what could she do? She still struggles with it on a daily basis. He'd also take her things without asking, then when he asked her if he COULD borrow something figured she'd allow him to do so, but she always said NO because he did it too much, so she thought by saying no would teach him an important lesson, you must ALWAYS ask before borrowing or using other people's things.. it still didn't work.

  

Marjorie wanted so much to just take time out and talk to her brother Bugs about everything, but knew he'd probably just laugh at her or say something mean... in the end Marjorie still didn't know what to do... so she thought that if she could treat him like he treats her he'd finally understand.

TO BE CONTINUED... 

The Hinkle Monster

    It was the first warm day of spring, when Sidney and Sarah decided to go out and play in their sandbox.

They were having a lot of fun, until the clouds came out, and it started to rain.

So they went in to play dolls.

They got bored quickly, and their big sister Sophie noticed, so 

she asked them if they'd like to hear a scary story. 

They nodded their heads and so they sat down to listen.

Once upon a time lived the Hinkle Monster.

He was a scary black shadow with, razor sharp fingers and teeth.

His eyes were a piercing red color.

He lived in the closet, waiting for little girls

to go to sleep, so he could come out to scratch and bite them in their sleep.

As Sophie was telling the story, a flash of lighting could be seen threw the window, and

a loud booming thunder was heard overhead.

Sidney and Sarah screamed and ran to their bedroom and hid under their blankets.

While under their blanket they wondered if the Hinkle Monster was real.

It was bedtime when the storm finally passed. 

Their mother tucked them into bed and kissed them good night, 

then turned out the lights.

Sidney and Sarah, then remembered the scary story from earlier, and got scared.

They wondered if the Hinkle Monster was gonna be in their close tonight.

They couldn't fight staying awake anymore, so they

finally fell asleep. They felt scared shutting their eyes,

cause they thought Hinkle Monster was gonna bite and scratch them. 

But they finally went to sleep.

The next morning, they got up ate their breakfast and asked their

sister Sophie if Hinkle Monster was really real?

Then what Sophie showed them scared them so bad they started to cry.

She had bite marks on her arms and scratches on her face.

Then Sophie started laughing at them. The girls stopped crying.

Sophie then licked her finger and ran it across the bite and scratch marks, and showed

them it was just Halloween make-up.

Sidney and Sarah started to laugh and then ran and told their mother

what Sophie had done and did.

Sophie was grounded for three weeks, and wished she hadn't told them

a scary story.

THE END

Janeane The Cat Lady

This is Janeane.

Janeane is the biggest cat lady you could imagine.

This is her cat Mustard.

Janeane lover her cat so much she knits outfits for Mustard.

The Haunted Trailer

When Marjorie was younger she lived in a small trailer with her family. She always said it was haunted or at least something was "there". Her Mumsy, tried to convince her that there was nothing there in the dark, that wasn't there during the day. Marjorie tried to accept this fact, but knew Mumsy couldn't be right about that. Marjorie would be in her room, with the light on while everyone was sleeping, she was scared of what was in there with her.

So she'd get her pillow and blanket and run out to the living room to sleep on the couch, shutting the door behind her.

Once settled in on the couch, Marjorie would turn on the tv and fall asleep quickly. She was quite tired and worn out from being scared.

This continued for quite a few years. Until one night when she was waking up on the couch, she saw a little ghost boy, sitting on the chair just smiling at her. This was much different the then hooded man she had felt. She didn't feel scared of the little boy ghost at all. After she realized what she was looking at he disappeared.

The next morning Marjorie told her Mumsy what she had seen, and her Mumsy thought perhaps she was dreaming, but she wasn't. 

Meet the Nue-Nue Heads: Artie Gene Jr. Steals A Cookie

Story and pictures by: Me

After school one day, Artie Gene Jr. was craving a crunchy chocolate snack. His Mother advised him not to get into the cookies before dinner, but as soon as his Mother walked into another room, Artie Gene Jr. grabbed a chair, so he could stand on it, and get a cookie out of the cookie jar.

Artie Gene Jr. was successful at stealing a cookie. 

Once he stole the cookie, he put the chair back and ate his entire cookie.

His Mother then noticed the chocolate around his mouth. He forgot to 

clean himself up. She was angry and grounded him for a week.

Artie Gene Jr. for the rest of that week didn't touch a cookie. He learned his

lesson, but knew he had to be much wiser next time he stole cookies.

Meet The Nue-Nue Heads

Story and pictures by: Me

Pearl and Artie Nue-Nue Head are regular people like you and me, only they are a bit 

shorter, and a little strange. They live in a very small house, about a block from the Foodie 

Mart.

Pearl does all her grocery shopping on Monday mornings while her husband Artie fixes things around the house. Pearl loves double coupons and 1/2 off price days. The Nue-Nue Heads love Pork Chops and have them quite often for dinner. 

Pearl and Artie have two children, Artie Gene Jr. (AR-JAY) and Loreda (RED).

 

 AR-Jay is twelve years old and loves to eat cookies, and sneaks a few from his mother's cookie jar before dinner. He wants to be a Scientist when he grows up. He does experiments with his Science kit, and they don't always go too well. In fact they have blow up in his face. AR-Jay, of course wears his safety goggles, and wears his lab coat. His parents are quite proud of him.

Red is your ordinary eight year old little girl. She loves her dolls and kitty named Tabatha The Tabby. She often dresses Tabatha The Tabby up in her dolls clothes. She throws tea parties and Beary Beary Bear is always there to attend. Tabatha The Tabby will often pounce on Beary Beary Bear, so Red has to ask Tabatha The Tabby to leave the Tea Parties. 

Tabatha The Tabby hates it when she's dressed up. You gotta watch yourself or she will get under your feet and trip you. Sometimes if you catch her, she'll be laughing to herself while you're on the floor. 

The Nue-Nue Heads are a pretty happy family, and they hope you will be patient for their story to unfold on your screen. So come back soon.

TOO BE CONTINUED.....

Three Dumb Ideas That Sells

First off, I must say the first idea that I have seen that sells like crazy is the Snuggie. Granted it's the dumbest idea, but sometimes dumb ideas sell better than Chicken Nuggets from McDonald's. I have no clue if it really does, but just go along with it. The first question I ask is... Why does this stupid thing sell, when it's the gayest thing since Lance Bass came out of the closet? Probably because it looks comfy and warm, (whatever) you can get the same effect from a blanket wrapped around you. When I think of the Snuggie I think of Yuppy Snobs who are paid way more than they really should be. You know the kind that eats at fancy restaurants, who has a cell phone glued to their ear when their driving. The ones who thinks Walmart and Goodwill is for the poor who makes less than 50k a year, who also thinks if they don't buy name brand crap, they'll just die being a fashion victim? Oh and of course the ones who gets their nails and toes done while bringing little dogs with them. Yep, that'd be them. If you haven't guess already I am an Anti-Yuppy, cause they SUCK! Anyways, my point to this is, that it's stupid. People have invented better crap and never got it on the shelves, instead they take a gay piece of cloth with arms and say HEY, Look now buy a blanket with the arms on it and you'll be warm all the time. Buy a robe instead their better and most likely cheaper! Only difference is the length and it's not backwards.

Now I must ask, what is even gayer than the Snuggy or What the F*** blanket or as 30 Rock calls it (The Slanket)? The friggen Hoodie Footie. Same creators even dumber idea. What is it to me? Just a Grown up version of a babies sleeper for adults with a hood attached to it. It sells and yet again, it's retarded! Ya think these creators were smoking some kind of nasty crack preferably butt when they invented this genius idea?
Yeah, I think so too!

Now we move on to the one that REALLY makes me sit there with my mouth open, eyes wide with the dumbest expression on my face. Well, that's what I looked like when I seen the commercial for the first time for this simply stupid idea. The No-Touch Hand Soap. Has Lysol gone insane? Do they not know what gets back onto your hands after you wash them AFTER you turn the water off? Germs you Anti-Germ freaks.. GERMS! *smacks forehead* DUH! Let me give you a demonstration of this genius idea to show you exactly what I mean.

Now next time you go shopping and decide hey, I want one cause I have a coupon or something, think again! The No-Touch Hand Soap is just an easy way for you to pay $15 for something that is really pointless. You can get a 6 pack of soap for $3 at the dollar store, wash your hands in that AND STILL, get the same effect by putting your clean hands on the germie faucet knobs. 

This concludes my blog. It was fun! Until next time, later.